90's Throwback Vid of the Day: Spice Girls Perform on All That

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Nickelodeon Confirms Rocko was Originally Golden Yellow?!?!

The Original Rocko

(Why does Rocko look so angry?!)

Earlier today on the official 90's are all that facebook, Nickelodeon posted on their wall that our beloved Aussie wallaby trying to make it in the modern world was originally gonna be golden yellow!

The Rocko We All Know & Love

I'm glad they ditched the golden yellow concept, and made him the way we all know & love him! 

WHAT ABOUT YOU?!

Subliminal Messages in Our 90's Cartoons: Rugrats, PRO FEMINIST FAMILIES?!?!

Rugrats is pro feminist families...HERE IS THE PROOF:

• Mrs. Pickles is the educated breadwinner, Stu often chasing his less profitable dreams
• Phil & Lil’s mom Betty DeVille, obvs (short hair, female symbol sweatshirt, clear second waver, OBVIOUS LESBIAN)
• Charlotte, ballbusting CEO who wants Angelica to have an edge in a male-privileged world
• Suzie’s family, upper-middle class black family with a really accomplished mom
• Chaz, sensitive single dad who childrears and has rejected traditional masculinity

Pretty obvious, right? Although, there is NOTHING wrong with women running the household! Whatever works best for the family, in my opinion ;) I just found this rather interesting! I wonder if it was done intentionally! Hmm :)

WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

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All That Characters That STILL SCARE ME!!!

Characters That... 

STILL          SCARE ME!!!

Basically I LOVE me some All That, but I STILL get SCARED by some the characters played on the show! (insert ROFLMAO here.) 

I'm writing this post in hopes that I'm not the only one! ahaha.

Whenever Katrina plays MR. PEROT, I almost always forget she's in character or a woman! IT ALMOST SCARES ME!

I don't know it's the southern accent or that honker of a nose, or if she's just a really good actress, but these skits always give me the chills! 

EAR BOY & Pizza Face

Just the other day, I was in a Halloween shop & I saw these GIANT EARS & I immediately was like "WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE THESE, OR WEAR THEM EWW?!" 

My friend replied, "MAYBE FOR AN ELF COSTUME?"

Which in hindsight makes sense, but either way I just don't like the way it looks for some reason. Maybe I'm just a weirdo ahaha

I don't like Pizza Face for the obvious reasons!!  ahaha

(I'll never be able to look at pizza the same again.) ;)

Separated at Birth: Skeeter Looks A LOT LIKE The Situation!!!

Don't cha think?!

MY REACTION:

90's Kids Rejoice! Nickelodeon Announces UPick is Coming Back!

I'm not gonna lie 90's kids...after Nick ditched Clarissa & Doug I found myself a little hesitate to tune in. Not that I don't love me some Rocko & Hey Arnold...I just thought that they could of added those shows instead of removing others to make room for them. HOWEVER,  today Nickelodeon announced that UPick hosted by the man, the myth, the legend...STICK STICKLY!

Breathing life into a block I was slowly losing interest in! 

(I'm back bitches!)

Starting October 7th, US 90'S KIDS WILL BE ABLE TO PICK OUR FAVORITE SHOWS TO AIR!!!

That's right, you heard correctly! We'll be able to vote for what we'd like to see!!! 

It's not known now what shows we'll be able to vote for, but in the promo they do show shows I know A LOT of you have been wanting to see again! 

EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT they'll air all the winners, making it pretty hard NOT to wanna stay home on a Friday night & tune in, right?!

ARE YOU STOKED?!
I KNOW I AM!

Putting NASTY RUMORS to REST!

There was a paper floating around the interweb this week that sounded good enough to FLY out of your seat & start praising the lord! 

The paper claimed Nickelodeon was starting production back on all their classic shows, and wait for it...EVEN CLAIMED A NOW PREGGERZ "LIZZIE MCGUIRE" WAS TO COME BACK ON THE AIR! (insert ROFLMAO here.) ahaha that should of been the first clue it was a hoax, but ALSO Nickelodeon doesn't use that logo anymore so...NICE TRY BITCHES! ;)

Luckily, the creator of HEY ARNOLD Craig Bartlett was able to put the rumors to be rest!

Although, a 90's kid can still dream...right?!

XOXO

Rocko's Modern Life/Hey Arnold to Debut This MONDAY!!!

Even though 90's kids are still bummed about Nickelodeon bumping Clarissa Explains it All & Doug, we still have to be somewhat excited to watch the new shows this week, right?!

ON MONDAY, be sure to grab some ORAAANNGGEEE SOOODDAAA & I'll meet you on the big comfy ORANGE SOFA so we can watch Rocko's Modern Life & Hey Arnold together!

I will also be chatting live on the official 90'S ARE ALL THAT facebook all week!

Sound like a plan?!

XOXO

All Grown Up: The Cast of All That

Here is the cast of Nickelodeon's "All That" all grown up! Who would of thought Katrina Johnson would grow up to be such a fox! 

Who do you think looks the best?!

My opinion: Katrina Johnson & Josh Server are looking the best these days!

MY REACTION:

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FERG FACE ALL GROWN UP!!! (BARF)

We all know him as Clarissa's annoying little ginge brother Ferguson Darling on "Clarissa Explains it All." 

Here is FERG-FACE all grown up! (EWWW.)

MY REACTION:

90's Kids are PISSED with NICKELODEON (Once Again)

Like most of us I was ecstatic once hearing the news that Rocko's Modern Life & Hey Arnold was gonna be added to the line up! That happiness didn't last long...

WHY?! Is it that hard for Nickelodeon to get this whole 90's block right?! 

Most of us 90's diehards could do wonders for the network (if they ACTUALLY listened.)

NOPE! Starting September 5, Nickelodeon (the network run by apes) will be getting rid of Clarrisa Explains it All & DOUG to "make room" for Rocko & Arnold. 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

They couldn't "make room" by not showing the RE-RUNS of the first 2 HOURS of the block?!?!

Or do they think we don't notice that?!?!

UGH!!!     B  I  G       MISTAKE!

Another epic fail on behalf of Nickelodeon. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE me some Rocko & Arnold, but I equally love my Clarissa & Doug!!! It would of made all of us a million times happier if they just simply added it to the block, instead of adding/removing. It doesn't make sense to me AT ALL. It's WHATEVER tho, cause ultimately they have the say. I can't help but feel robbed though! 

WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THIS?!

(COMMENTS APPRECIATED.)

90's KIDS, CALL NICKELODEON & REQUEST ALL 90'S CHANNEL!!!

90's kids all across the world have been asking for it on the official 90's are all that facebook, and after seeing the stellar ratings for the new block I don't see why Nickelodeon wouldn't consider it! 

They have A LOT of old programming to fill up the channel with! (Did they forget about KA-BLAM & Angry Beavers?!)

AND WE'RE ALL DYING TO SEE IT AGAIN!

I'd say let's all write them, but unfortunately we are not in the 90's anymore...meaning mailing addresses for TV network's are a thing of the past. 

However, a fellow 90's kid shared the following number:

1 (212) 358 7579

WE NEED YOU!!!

Your baby's mama, your MAMA, your daddy, your sister, your brother, your auntie, your uncle, your cousin, your GRANDPARENTS...ANYONE WHO LOVES 90'S NICKELODEON to call in and let your voice be heard! 

Maybe if there is a mass response & we're able to create a buzz...the network will get behind this and it could really happen! ALSO, IF ANYONE HAS ANY TIPS OR IDEAS ON HOW TO CONTACT NICKELODEON & GET THIS IDEA OUT THERE PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT BELLOW :)

THE 90'S REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED!! 

XOXO

Subliminal Messages in Our 90's Cartoons: Nickelodeon Illuminati Edition

JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.

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Would YOU Have SEX With AMANDA BYNES?!?!

We all remember Amanda Bynes as the little girl who made us laugh on All That & The Amanda Show, but who would of thought she'd grow up into this! ^^^

Boy oh boy have things changed! Since Bynes left Nickelodeon, she's went on to star in a successful syndicated sitcom, "What I Like About You" 

As well as various movies including the Oscar award winner (sarcasm) "She's the Man."

She's also been in Hairspray & Easy E, which were both well received by audiences & critics alike. So you can't really hate on the girl cause she's still an active actress/comedian which most of her 90's Nickelodeon alumni can't say! 

In 2007 Forbes listed her as the 5th highest paid celebrity under 21, with earnings of $2.5 million.

In 2010, Bynes posted that she quote "not in love with acting anymore so I've stopped doing it." However, only a month later she "un-retired."

If you also use to keep up with MTV's "The Hill's", you'd be shocked to know Bynes has dated Doug Reinhardt (who I'd totally do #justsayin ahaha)

(YES, even with his face looking like bellow!!!) ahahha

So would YOU have SEX with

AMANDA BYNES?!?!

TUNE IN TONIGHT TO THE 90'S ARE ALL THAT ON NICKELODEON!!!

I apologize for the lack of updates this weekend. I was mourning the loss of the amazing Amy Winehouse & just didn't feel up to it. I know this is a 90's blog and that's off subject so let's continue shall we...

GRAB YOU SOME ORANGE SODA!!!!

GET COMFY ON THE BIG ORANGE COUCH!!!!

cause...

TUNE IN TONIGHT @ MIDNIGHT ON NICKELODEON!!!!

Subliminal Messages in Rocko's Modern Life?

Rocko's Modern Life has got to be one of my favorite shows I watched as a 90's kid. I think apart of what made this little Wallaby living in the modern world so enjoyable was how edgy the humor was. 

Sure in comparison to the humor in shows today like "Family Guy", Rocko may not seem all that rebellious..but it definitely was ahead of it's time. I catch on to a lot more watching the show now that I'm grown as opposed to when I was young. Here are some examples of possible subliminal messages in Rocko's Modern Life:

* Rocko and the guys frequented a restaurant called “Chokey Chicken”, however the name of the restaurant was later changed to “Chewy Chicken.”

* Rocko’s favorite hobby was “jacking” (as “jackhammering” is often shortened to).

* Rocko and the guys played a game called “Spank the Monkey”, where there was a monkey on the table between them and they all are holding paddles before Mr. Bighead enters the room and asks them to go bowling.

* During one episode, Rocko and Heffer walk past a demonstration pit for jackhammers which reads, “Jack all you want.”

* In “Who Gives a Buck?”, on Rocko’s credit card, you see, in capital letters “A$$”.

* Rocko, after getting fired from his job, is seen briefly holding a job as a phone-sex operator, where he is talking on the phone in a monotone voice, repeating the words, “Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.” Rocko later realizes that his customer is Mrs. Bighead, and both parties then hang up. (There was also a sign on the wall that read, “Remember: be hot, be naughty, be courteous”.)

* Rocko finds another job where he is tattooing a rhinoceros named ‘Mr. Horny’.

* A show in Rocko’s Modern Life is called “The Fatheads”, though in the show’s universe, it’s a send-up of the Bigheads and their lifestyle as created by their cartoonist son, Ralph Bighead.

* Rocko’s dog Spunky falls in love with a mop, and there is a scene where the mop and Spunky are cuddling, then a not-so-sexual montage that shows a train speeding through a tunnel and someone spreading mayonnaise on a slice of bread.

* The city of “Ballzach” was shown in an episode.

* Heffer had a nudist party in Rocko’s backyard. (With a nudist band known as, “The Dangles”.)

* When Rocko goes to buy a new bowl for Spunky, he goes to Dog World in the mall, and the guy says, “Hop on our doggy style bowl rides, everybody on your hands and knees!”

* Filburt pretends to be a woman on more than one occasion (and pretends to be Rocko’s wife so Rocko could stay in the country, in an episode spoofing The Odd Couple).

* The Bunmaster TV ads show a guy shoving his buttocks in front of the camera.

* The Wolfe family referring to Rocko as a “beaver” and Grandpa Wolfe suggested that they “eat the beaver.”

* In “Hut Sut Raw”, Rocko finds what looks like two berries side by side on a bush while camping. When he plucks one of the berries, a bear runs out of the bushes clutching his groin in pain. This scene was cut from later airings.

* In the episode where Mrs. Bighead tries to seduce Rocko, she offers him a drink which she had covertly spiked with spanish fly. Literally, she sprinkles brown flies with sombreros and ponchos into his drink.

* In “Wacky Delly”, during the scene in which Rocko, Heffer and Filburt expose the film, Heffer is heard shouting “Stop touching me!” Filburt begins apologizing profusely but fails to be forgiven by Heffer. It should be evident where Heffer was touched to make him that angry.

* In the episode when Heffer gets Rocko on a dating show, it is mentioned that the fish lady “has a fetish for short wallabies”.

* In “Flu-en-u-enza”, Rocko who has the flu, visits a doctor named, “Bendova”, who gives him a prostate exam.

* In one episode, the one where Rocko accidentally orders a complete TV/Stereo system, Rocko, Filburt, and Heffer are watching movies. The first movie shown is called “Night of the Shaved Kittens”.

* In “Leap Frogs”, Mrs. Bighead hands some cash to Rocko (who is not wearing a shirt), for helping her around the house. Seconds later, Mr. Bighead walks in the door and catches the two. A surprised Rocko quickly explains, “It’s not what you think!”.

* A character often known simply as Hippo Lady has made a few appearances on the show, often accompanied by her line of dialogue in a very deep voice, “How dare you!” On one occasion in a supermarket, Rocko falls into her cleavage and gets stuck.

* One character, Bob Bucky Taylor (a spoof of Tim Taylor of Home Improvement which in turn is a spoof of Bob Vila), said on a tv ad that he and his crew built a “26 room fellatio mansion”. (later, he also stated, “I can’t tell a hammer from a hemorrhoid!”)

* In the episode where Spunky falls in love with a broom, a faint sqeaking is heard, possibly referring to a sexual act towards the broom. Spunky does this once, and so does his Psychiatrist.

* In “Commuted Sentence”, Rocko’s car gets impounded, and there is a scene where his car calls him from the impound lot. After asking Rocko to get him out of the lot, Rocko’s car looks over his shoulder, and spots a semi with a menacing grin on his face who laughs at him. Then, Rocko’s car yells to him, “hurry!” The view then shifts back to Rocko, and the sound of metal squeaking against metal, can be heard from the phone. This hints that Rocko’s car was being sodomized. To prove this further, when Rocko comes to pick up his car, he asks the man at the lot, “I’ve come to pick up my car, it’s the red one.” The man at the lot tells him, “yeah, the other cars call him ‘fancy fenders’. (he then says in a disgusted voice) A term of endearment I’m sure.”

* Really Really Big Man at one point tells Rocko to ‘gaze into my nipples of the future,’ after which RRBM’s nipples attatch themselves to Rocko’s eyes

* In the episode “manic mechanic” right before the car returns from sky and into the original body, you can see the words HIV being spelled out with wooden boards.
* In the episode “closet clown” there are numerus jokes that compare being a clown to being gay.

* In the episode “The Good, the Bad, and the Wallaby”, while Heffer is sleeping in a barn with cows, a farmer comes along, mistakes him for a cow, and “hooks him up” to an automated milking machine. After a few seconds of sucking sounds, facial contortions, and stars in his eyes, Heffer orgasms. This scene was only showed once and was removed from further airings.

* On “Road Rash”, Heffer and Rocko stop at a motel advertising “hourly rates” and “wa-wa beds” (vibrating beds), called, “The No-Tell Motel”. They are told by the man at the front desk, that the place is full, and a room will not be available for twenty minutes. A buzzer suddenly interupts the man, and the man tells them, “oh, we have premature departure, you can have room now. How long you want?” Rocko tell him, “Just till tomorrow.” The man responds, “All night? (he then whistles) ok?!” This hints that the motel is rented by prostitutes on the hour. (This scene was shown the first time the episode aired. It was cut from later airings.)

* One of Filburt and Dr. Hutchinson’s babies looks like Heffer. This suggests that Dr. Hutchinson and Heffer had sex. (Actually in the context of the show, all four of Filbert’s and Hutchinson’s were hatched from one egg. When trying to keep it warm Filbert found out he’s a failure at egg sitting and had Heffer do it, who took the role very seriously. At the end of the episode four babbies hatched from the one egg, and apparently because of egg sitting one of the kid’s took on Hef’s apperance in a form of strange cartoon logic.)

* Mr. Bighead, Rocko’s next door neighbor, constantly has a problem with Rocko’s dog playing around in his front yard. Specifically, and to quote Ed Bighead himself, he hates having “Spunky in his salmon bushes”

* At the end of “Power Trip”, Rocko tells Really Really Big Man, “thanks Really Really Big Man, we’ve all been touched by your bigness.”
* When Heffer discovered he was adopted he went searching for his real parents and came to what he thought was his father’s tombstone. While he was crying his father appeared in a vision and explained that he’s not dead, nor is that his grave. After which there’s a cut showing that the grave reads “Here lies a big wet cat”.

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