Showing posts with label subliminal messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label subliminal messages. Show all posts

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Subliminal Messages in Our 90's Cartoons: Rugrats, PRO FEMINIST FAMILIES?!?!

Rugrats is pro feminist families...HERE IS THE PROOF:
  • Mrs. Pickles is the educated breadwinner, Stu often chasing his less profitable dreams
  • Phil & Lil’s mom Betty DeVille, obvs (short hair, female symbol sweatshirt, clear second waver, OBVIOUS LESBIAN)
  • Charlotte, ballbusting CEO who wants Angelica to have an edge in a male-privileged world
  • Suzie’s family, upper-middle class black family with a really accomplished mom
  • Chaz, sensitive single dad who childrears and has rejected traditional masculinity
Pretty obvious, right? Although, there is NOTHING wrong with women running the household! Whatever works best for the family, in my opinion ;) I just found this rather interesting! I wonder if it was done intentionally! Hmm :)

WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Subliminal Messages in Our 90's Cartoons: HEY ARNOLD Edition

Your eyes are NOT deceiving you, this is Arnold's grandpa Phil & what appears to be a penis. Hilarious now, creepy then? Or vice versa?! YOU BE JUDGE. 
However, I'm definitely not gonna be able to look at him the same for now on! ahaha.

On the bright side, as long as we don't have to look at the picture bellow of Helga I think we'll be all good! ahaha

Monday, August 22, 2011

Subliminal Messages in Our 90's Cartoons: Nickelodeon Illuminati Edition



JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Subliminal Messages in Our 90's MUSIC: Spice Girls Edition

In NO WAY is this post intended to put the Spice Girls in a negative light, because quite frankly I'll always love their music & what they were/represented in the nineties! 
GIRL POWER BITCHES!!!

A (HIS)TORY LESSON:

No matter if you were a girl, or if you were a boy growing up in the nineties you couldn't HELP but catch SPICE FEVER in the nineties! LORD I KNOW I DID!!!
I remember begging my parentals to get me platform shoes. Of course my Father wasn't too pleased, and I ended up getting some vans, EWWW!!! (insert ROFLMAO here.) 
For whatever reason in the nineties Baby Spice was my favorite, looking back now I realize it's probably because she was the blonde. 
YOU SEE I developed my infatuation for blondes at quite an early age :)
The Spice Girls broke onto the scene in the nineties with their ridiculously catchy first single "Wannabe", and not only captured the hearts of Europe, but were insanely popular here stateside as well. 
Looking back now I think what made this group so unique is that they all took on a different persona which I don't believe was really ever done before, and hasn't really been mastered since. So I'd definitely consider them innovators in that sense. 
They were the first girl group to truly represent GIRL POWER and female empowerment way before DESTINY'S CHILD!
Their sophomore album "SPICE WORLD" also was hugely successful, and was intertwined with their very own movie by the same title. 

SPICE MANIA WAS IN FULL EFFECT and YES, yours truly was bouncing off the walls crazy cause of the sugar high I was getting from all my SPICE GIRLS CANDY!!!

IF SOMEONE READING THIS WILL GO ON EBAY AND BUY ME SOME I'D GO FREAKIN' NUTS AND SERIOUSLY 
LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!










Just when you thought life couldn't get any SPICER (ahaha) something absolutely tragic happen that will FOREVER be remembered by all true 90's kids...
YES, I'm talking about the day GINGER LEFT THE SPICE GIRLS :(
(CYAAAAA bitches I'm GOIN' SOLO!!!!)

THE GINGER QUITTER said asta la vista bitches & went on to pursue a solo career that some could argue was somewhat successful, but it definitely wasn't a Beyonce leaving Destiny's Child to become an icon situation ya know? :)
Here is here first single "Look at Me" (1999)
(She definitely looks like Lindsay Lohan in some shots don't cha think?!)
^Of course she was BEFORE La Lohan grew up into a vixen! 

Without the ginge in the picture, Spice Girl fans were holding on to the edge of their seats hoping their beloved group would carry on...somehow. 


Of course, in show business when there is money to be made...the show must go on!

The result? The groups 3rd album and as of now last, "Forever"

Which should of waited til' FOREVER to be released cause it was terrible! It spawned the first single "Holler" which pales in comparison to their singles before. JUDGE FOR YOURSELF ------------>

Of course like something out of a fairy tale, the girls reunited for a tour in 2007! 

Unfortunately for Spice fans, a full album was never released, although they did release some material with them all together again and even shot a video.
(that I won't post cause it's rubbish.)


SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN THEIR MUSIC?!

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. 
Promoting WEED USE (not like that's a BAD thing hehe :P)

THE (CON)CLUSION:
If you've ever wondered why you smoke so much or your friends call you a loosey gossey ahaha you might wanna blame this song! ahaha. JK
JUDGE FOR YOURSELF
cause ultimately you should be the only ones making your decisions for yourself (YEEEAHH I'M REBELLIOUS) roflmao.

Until we meet again,
xoxo



Thursday, August 11, 2011

Subliminal Messages in Our 90's Cartoons: RUGRATS Edition

The views expressed in this article are not mine, they are those by the "Landover Baptist Church". Whether you agree or not is your opinion. I personally think this is a little much. I agree there was A LOT of subliminal messages in our 90's cartoon's. However, I'm not sure if these are completely accurate. 

Hollywood’s attempt to plunge this entire nation straight into the gutter hit a crescendo in recent years when the entertainment industry began using subliminal messages in movies and television shows covertly disguised as children’s entertainment to convey its depraved message. Godly Jerry Falwell was the first to discover this scheme when he reported that Teletubbies’, Tinky Winky, with his purple color, pink triangle hat and purse was the creation of radical homosexual activists who seek to convert our children to lives of sin. The same was proved conclusively about Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie. Landover exposed the homo-loving Disney company’s efforts to promote sexual promiscuity with the release of the pornographic flick, Dinosaur. But whereas these productions conveyed their Satanic messages secretly, there is nothing subtle at all about the latest program to attack True Christian® values. Nickelodeon’s Rugrats, made to look like a children’s cartoon to divert the attention of mainstream society, is nothing more than an obscene skin flick created to satisfy the most vulgar and depraved cravings of society’s most deviant sex addicts.  

Everything about this show appeals to the most prurient of interests. The surname of most of the show’s characters is “Pickles,” which is a euphemism for the male genitalia (along with “Sprout,” the nickname given to the main character by his grandfather). This is probably the least vulgar innuendo of the show. The main character is a baby named Tommy, who is seen in every episode wearing a diaper with no pants. The diaper always appears full, extending far from the baby’s rear, undoubtedly delighting pedophiles with scatological fantasies. Tommy’s little brother is named “Dil Pickles” to drive home the attraction to the male anatomy. Worse yet, Dil’s only activity is to suck on everything he finds, including his own foot. (No fetish is left unsatisfied.) 


Tommy’s best friend is a sissified nerd named Chuckie, whom other children describe as a “fraidy-cat,” terrified of everything, particularly clowns. His bright red hair and square glasses only add to the pantywaist image, indisputably designed to promote and glorify the homosexual lifestyle. Susie, another friend, is the show’s effort to appeal to certain viewers’ chocolate fantasies. The fact that she is missing teeth serves only to convey her sexual role.
Even S & M is not left out of this obscene production. All the male children are terrorized by a butch girl named Angelica. She physically and verbally abuses the little boys, yet they keep coming back for more, frequently begging her to join them in their “play.” Angelica inherited the dominatrix role from her mother, Charlotte, who is every feminazi’s dream – head of her own company with a personal assistant named “Jonathan” (not John) whom she constantly bosses around on the phone.  
Not surprisingly, the show goes to great pains to blur gender distinctions. Two twins, Phil and Lil, look exactly alike and do and say everything the same. The only clue we get of their gender difference is that only one wears a bow. The twins are there to convey the appalling notion that there need be no difference at all between boys and girls.
Even the adults are portrayed in depraved fashion. Tommy’s father, Stu, is unemployed and spends all his time in the family’s basement, making “toys” (the show cleverly never reveals what these so-called “toys” really are). Phil and Lil’s dad, Howard, constantly visits Tommy’s house, spending all his time in the basement with Stu, purportedly looking at Stu’s “toys.” (At least, the producers have the decency not to show them in action.) Because the fathers are busy with their “toys,” they never watch the children, who defy their parents’ orders and get into all sorts of trouble – another attack on family values.
Lest any sex fiends feel their quirks are unrepresented, guess again. The show has a lesbian. While Phil is playing with Stu’s “toys,” his wife of convenience, Betty, spends her time with other women. Betty is the stereotypical bull dyke – she speaks loudly, loves sports and wears a bandana around her head in every episode. Even bestiality is portrayed. On the show’s website, Tommy discusses his dog Spike by saying, “He lets me ride him and crawl on him and taste his food.” (Surely we don’t have to tell you what “food” is a euphemism for.) It should come as no surprise that when the producers converted this obscure cable porn into a movie, they set the film in gay-Parie–the world’s most renowned city of sexual depravity, second, perhaps, only to Sin Francisco in terms of pure depravity.

We are fast approaching the point when only the End Times can save our families from Satan’s grasp. Our demon-infested liberal society would gladly ban Joe Camel from the airwaves if he’s seen smoking a cigarette, but promote him as a valuable educational tool if he was enjoying the company of another male camel. With such perverted values so dominant, the answer is for every True Christian® to keep that television set off. Don’t allow your children anywhere near vulgar networks like Nickelodeon, Boom and the Cartoon Channel. Put your children’s noses in the KJV Bible, where they belong. 

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Subliminal Messages in Our 90's Cartoons: Aladdin Edition

The scene in Aladdin on Jasmine’s balcony in which the hero is trying to brush off the growling tiger Rajah, he can apparently be heard whispering “Good teenagers take off your clothes”. The script says that the line is “Good kitty, take off and go”. The clip sounds like somebody else other than the Aladdin voice has whispered the line in but no matter which line is actually spoken, this allegation got Disney in hot water with the American Life League who used it to try and get Disney films banned, claiming they had been sneaking sexual messages to children over the years.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Subliminal Messages in Rocko's Modern Life?

Rocko's Modern Life has got to be one of my favorite shows I watched as a 90's kid. I think apart of what made this little Wallaby living in the modern world so enjoyable was how edgy the humor was. 
Sure in comparison to the humor in shows today like "Family Guy", Rocko may not seem all that rebellious..but it definitely was ahead of it's time. I catch on to a lot more watching the show now that I'm grown as opposed to when I was young. Here are some examples of possible subliminal messages in Rocko's Modern Life:
* Rocko and the guys frequented a restaurant called “Chokey Chicken”, however the name of the restaurant was later changed to “Chewy Chicken.”

* Rocko’s favorite hobby was “jacking” (as “jackhammering” is often shortened to).

* Rocko and the guys played a game called “Spank the Monkey”, where there was a monkey on the table between them and they all are holding paddles before Mr. Bighead enters the room and asks them to go bowling.

* During one episode, Rocko and Heffer walk past a demonstration pit for jackhammers which reads, “Jack all you want.”

* In “Who Gives a Buck?”, on Rocko’s credit card, you see, in capital letters “A$$”.

* Rocko, after getting fired from his job, is seen briefly holding a job as a phone-sex operator, where he is talking on the phone in a monotone voice, repeating the words, “Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.” Rocko later realizes that his customer is Mrs. Bighead, and both parties then hang up. (There was also a sign on the wall that read, “Remember: be hot, be naughty, be courteous”.)

* Rocko finds another job where he is tattooing a rhinoceros named ‘Mr. Horny’.

* A show in Rocko’s Modern Life is called “The Fatheads”, though in the show’s universe, it’s a send-up of the Bigheads and their lifestyle as created by their cartoonist son, Ralph Bighead.

* Rocko’s dog Spunky falls in love with a mop, and there is a scene where the mop and Spunky are cuddling, then a not-so-sexual montage that shows a train speeding through a tunnel and someone spreading mayonnaise on a slice of bread.

* The city of “Ballzach” was shown in an episode.

* Heffer had a nudist party in Rocko’s backyard. (With a nudist band known as, “The Dangles”.)

* When Rocko goes to buy a new bowl for Spunky, he goes to Dog World in the mall, and the guy says, “Hop on our doggy style bowl rides, everybody on your hands and knees!”

* Filburt pretends to be a woman on more than one occasion (and pretends to be Rocko’s wife so Rocko could stay in the country, in an episode spoofing The Odd Couple).

* The Bunmaster TV ads show a guy shoving his buttocks in front of the camera.

* The Wolfe family referring to Rocko as a “beaver” and Grandpa Wolfe suggested that they “eat the beaver.”

* In “Hut Sut Raw”, Rocko finds what looks like two berries side by side on a bush while camping. When he plucks one of the berries, a bear runs out of the bushes clutching his groin in pain. This scene was cut from later airings.

* In the episode where Mrs. Bighead tries to seduce Rocko, she offers him a drink which she had covertly spiked with spanish fly. Literally, she sprinkles brown flies with sombreros and ponchos into his drink.

* In “Wacky Delly”, during the scene in which Rocko, Heffer and Filburt expose the film, Heffer is heard shouting “Stop touching me!” Filburt begins apologizing profusely but fails to be forgiven by Heffer. It should be evident where Heffer was touched to make him that angry.

* In the episode when Heffer gets Rocko on a dating show, it is mentioned that the fish lady “has a fetish for short wallabies”.

* In “Flu-en-u-enza”, Rocko who has the flu, visits a doctor named, “Bendova”, who gives him a prostate exam.

* In one episode, the one where Rocko accidentally orders a complete TV/Stereo system, Rocko, Filburt, and Heffer are watching movies. The first movie shown is called “Night of the Shaved Kittens”.

* In “Leap Frogs”, Mrs. Bighead hands some cash to Rocko (who is not wearing a shirt), for helping her around the house. Seconds later, Mr. Bighead walks in the door and catches the two. A surprised Rocko quickly explains, “It’s not what you think!”.

* A character often known simply as Hippo Lady has made a few appearances on the show, often accompanied by her line of dialogue in a very deep voice, “How dare you!” On one occasion in a supermarket, Rocko falls into her cleavage and gets stuck.

* One character, Bob Bucky Taylor (a spoof of Tim Taylor of Home Improvement which in turn is a spoof of Bob Vila), said on a tv ad that he and his crew built a “26 room fellatio mansion”. (later, he also stated, “I can’t tell a hammer from a hemorrhoid!”)

* In the episode where Spunky falls in love with a broom, a faint sqeaking is heard, possibly referring to a sexual act towards the broom. Spunky does this once, and so does his Psychiatrist.

* In “Commuted Sentence”, Rocko’s car gets impounded, and there is a scene where his car calls him from the impound lot. After asking Rocko to get him out of the lot, Rocko’s car looks over his shoulder, and spots a semi with a menacing grin on his face who laughs at him. Then, Rocko’s car yells to him, “hurry!” The view then shifts back to Rocko, and the sound of metal squeaking against metal, can be heard from the phone. This hints that Rocko’s car was being sodomized. To prove this further, when Rocko comes to pick up his car, he asks the man at the lot, “I’ve come to pick up my car, it’s the red one.” The man at the lot tells him, “yeah, the other cars call him ‘fancy fenders’. (he then says in a disgusted voice) A term of endearment I’m sure.”

* Really Really Big Man at one point tells Rocko to ‘gaze into my nipples of the future,’ after which RRBM’s nipples attatch themselves to Rocko’s eyes

* In the episode “manic mechanic” right before the car returns from sky and into the original body, you can see the words HIV being spelled out with wooden boards.
* In the episode “closet clown” there are numerus jokes that compare being a clown to being gay.

* In the episode “The Good, the Bad, and the Wallaby”, while Heffer is sleeping in a barn with cows, a farmer comes along, mistakes him for a cow, and “hooks him up” to an automated milking machine. After a few seconds of sucking sounds, facial contortions, and stars in his eyes, Heffer orgasms. This scene was only showed once and was removed from further airings.

* On “Road Rash”, Heffer and Rocko stop at a motel advertising “hourly rates” and “wa-wa beds” (vibrating beds), called, “The No-Tell Motel”. They are told by the man at the front desk, that the place is full, and a room will not be available for twenty minutes. A buzzer suddenly interupts the man, and the man tells them, “oh, we have premature departure, you can have room now. How long you want?” Rocko tell him, “Just till tomorrow.” The man responds, “All night? (he then whistles) ok?!” This hints that the motel is rented by prostitutes on the hour. (This scene was shown the first time the episode aired. It was cut from later airings.)

* One of Filburt and Dr. Hutchinson’s babies looks like Heffer. This suggests that Dr. Hutchinson and Heffer had sex. (Actually in the context of the show, all four of Filbert’s and Hutchinson’s were hatched from one egg. When trying to keep it warm Filbert found out he’s a failure at egg sitting and had Heffer do it, who took the role very seriously. At the end of the episode four babbies hatched from the one egg, and apparently because of egg sitting one of the kid’s took on Hef’s apperance in a form of strange cartoon logic.)

* Mr. Bighead, Rocko’s next door neighbor, constantly has a problem with Rocko’s dog playing around in his front yard. Specifically, and to quote Ed Bighead himself, he hates having “Spunky in his salmon bushes”

* At the end of “Power Trip”, Rocko tells Really Really Big Man, “thanks Really Really Big Man, we’ve all been touched by your bigness.”
* When Heffer discovered he was adopted he went searching for his real parents and came to what he thought was his father’s tombstone. While he was crying his father appeared in a vision and explained that he’s not dead, nor is that his grave. After which there’s a cut showing that the grave reads “Here lies a big wet cat”.