Tuesday, August 16, 2011
HUGE RATINGS for The 90's are All That!!!
This just in, the 90's are all that on Nickelodeon is a HUGE success! It's not like we really had any doubt, but the 90's nostalgia epidemic is in full force! The block of programming debuted to HUGE numbers! How big you ask?! Well it has brought in the best viewer-ship
numbers for that time slot EVER!!! An average of 555,000 people tuned in during the block's premiere, which was a 114% increase from over a year ago, and it's still going strong!
So I definitely don't see this classic block of programming going away anytime soon, and I couldn't be happier! Every week night I look forward to tuning in and reliving precious moments of my childhood I thought were lost forever! I am looking forward to seeing other classic TV shows such as The Amanda Show, Hey Arnold, Aaahhh!!! Real Monsters, and more being added to the line up, but until then I'm super content :)
Thursday, August 11, 2011
If Skeeter is BLACK...
THEN WHAT COLOR IS ROGER?!?! 
Doug is obviously white,
and Patty obviously was hitting the tanning beds in the 90's!!
Doug's sister, Judy, was deep & EMOtional before it was the thing to be!
Arnold's parents obviously booked it once they saw that big o'l foot ball head cause he lived with his grandparents!
You'd think living in the city you'd be able to get your eyebrows waxed for a moderate price, but I guess that wasn't the case! Helga rocked her unibrow with pride! ahaha IMAGINE if she had the facebook & twitter in the 90's!! She'd never leave poor Arnold alone! :)
You know Jerald is somewhere right now in the inner city lighting up a doobie!!! haha
Kenan is on SNL telling unfunny jokes (not his fault though he doesn't write them.)
Kel is probably trying to hustle some crack to Jarold in the inner city! ahahaha
Subliminal Messages in Our 90's Cartoons: RUGRATS Edition
The views expressed in this article are not mine, they are those by the "Landover Baptist Church". Whether you agree or not is your opinion. I personally think this is a little much. I agree there was A LOT of subliminal messages in our 90's cartoon's. However, I'm not sure if these are completely accurate.
Everything about this show appeals to the most prurient of interests. The surname of most of the show’s characters is “Pickles,” which is a euphemism for the male genitalia (along with “Sprout,” the nickname given to the main character by his grandfather). This is probably the least vulgar innuendo of the show. The main character is a baby named Tommy, who is seen in every episode wearing a diaper with no pants. The diaper always appears full, extending far from the baby’s rear, undoubtedly delighting pedophiles with scatological fantasies. Tommy’s little brother is named “Dil Pickles” to drive home the attraction to the male anatomy. Worse yet, Dil’s only activity is to suck on everything he finds, including his own foot. (No fetish is left unsatisfied.)
Tommy’s best friend is a sissified nerd named Chuckie, whom other children describe as a “fraidy-cat,” terrified of everything, particularly clowns. His bright red hair and square glasses only add to the pantywaist image, indisputably designed to promote and glorify the homosexual lifestyle. Susie, another friend, is the show’s effort to appeal to certain viewers’ chocolate fantasies. The fact that she is missing teeth serves only to convey her sexual role.
Even S & M is not left out of this obscene production. All the male children are terrorized by a butch girl named Angelica. She physically and verbally abuses the little boys, yet they keep coming back for more, frequently begging her to join them in their “play.” Angelica inherited the dominatrix role from her mother, Charlotte, who is every feminazi’s dream – head of her own company with a personal assistant named “Jonathan” (not John) whom she constantly bosses around on the phone.
Not surprisingly, the show goes to great pains to blur gender distinctions. Two twins, Phil and Lil, look exactly alike and do and say everything the same. The only clue we get of their gender difference is that only one wears a bow. The twins are there to convey the appalling notion that there need be no difference at all between boys and girls.
Even the adults are portrayed in depraved fashion. Tommy’s father, Stu, is unemployed and spends all his time in the family’s basement, making “toys” (the show cleverly never reveals what these so-called “toys” really are). Phil and Lil’s dad, Howard, constantly visits Tommy’s house, spending all his time in the basement with Stu, purportedly looking at Stu’s “toys.” (At least, the producers have the decency not to show them in action.) Because the fathers are busy with their “toys,” they never watch the children, who defy their parents’ orders and get into all sorts of trouble – another attack on family values.
Lest any sex fiends feel their quirks are unrepresented, guess again. The show has a lesbian. While Phil is playing with Stu’s “toys,” his wife of convenience, Betty, spends her time with other women. Betty is the stereotypical bull dyke – she speaks loudly, loves sports and wears a bandana around her head in every episode. Even bestiality is portrayed. On the show’s website, Tommy discusses his dog Spike by saying, “He lets me ride him and crawl on him and taste his food.” (Surely we don’t have to tell you what “food” is a euphemism for.) It should come as no surprise that when the producers converted this obscure cable porn into a movie, they set the film in gay-Parie–the world’s most renowned city of sexual depravity, second, perhaps, only to Sin Francisco in terms of pure depravity.
We are fast approaching the point when only the End Times can save our families from Satan’s grasp. Our demon-infested liberal society would gladly ban Joe Camel from the airwaves if he’s seen smoking a cigarette, but promote him as a valuable educational tool if he was enjoying the company of another male camel. With such perverted values so dominant, the answer is for every True Christian® to keep that television set off. Don’t allow your children anywhere near vulgar networks like Nickelodeon, Boom and the Cartoon Channel. Put your children’s noses in the KJV Bible, where they belong.
Hollywood’s attempt to plunge this entire nation straight into the gutter hit a crescendo in recent years when the entertainment industry began using subliminal messages in movies and television shows covertly disguised as children’s entertainment to convey its depraved message. Godly Jerry Falwell was the first to discover this scheme when he reported that Teletubbies’, Tinky Winky, with his purple color, pink triangle hat and purse was the creation of radical homosexual activists who seek to convert our children to lives of sin. The same was proved conclusively about Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie. Landover exposed the homo-loving Disney company’s efforts to promote sexual promiscuity with the release of the pornographic flick, Dinosaur. But whereas these productions conveyed their Satanic messages secretly, there is nothing subtle at all about the latest program to attack True Christian® values. Nickelodeon’s Rugrats, made to look like a children’s cartoon to divert the attention of mainstream society, is nothing more than an obscene skin flick created to satisfy the most vulgar and depraved cravings of society’s most deviant sex addicts.
Everything about this show appeals to the most prurient of interests. The surname of most of the show’s characters is “Pickles,” which is a euphemism for the male genitalia (along with “Sprout,” the nickname given to the main character by his grandfather). This is probably the least vulgar innuendo of the show. The main character is a baby named Tommy, who is seen in every episode wearing a diaper with no pants. The diaper always appears full, extending far from the baby’s rear, undoubtedly delighting pedophiles with scatological fantasies. Tommy’s little brother is named “Dil Pickles” to drive home the attraction to the male anatomy. Worse yet, Dil’s only activity is to suck on everything he finds, including his own foot. (No fetish is left unsatisfied.) Tommy’s best friend is a sissified nerd named Chuckie, whom other children describe as a “fraidy-cat,” terrified of everything, particularly clowns. His bright red hair and square glasses only add to the pantywaist image, indisputably designed to promote and glorify the homosexual lifestyle. Susie, another friend, is the show’s effort to appeal to certain viewers’ chocolate fantasies. The fact that she is missing teeth serves only to convey her sexual role.Not surprisingly, the show goes to great pains to blur gender distinctions. Two twins, Phil and Lil, look exactly alike and do and say everything the same. The only clue we get of their gender difference is that only one wears a bow. The twins are there to convey the appalling notion that there need be no difference at all between boys and girls.
Even the adults are portrayed in depraved fashion. Tommy’s father, Stu, is unemployed and spends all his time in the family’s basement, making “toys” (the show cleverly never reveals what these so-called “toys” really are). Phil and Lil’s dad, Howard, constantly visits Tommy’s house, spending all his time in the basement with Stu, purportedly looking at Stu’s “toys.” (At least, the producers have the decency not to show them in action.) Because the fathers are busy with their “toys,” they never watch the children, who defy their parents’ orders and get into all sorts of trouble – another attack on family values.Lest any sex fiends feel their quirks are unrepresented, guess again. The show has a lesbian. While Phil is playing with Stu’s “toys,” his wife of convenience, Betty, spends her time with other women. Betty is the stereotypical bull dyke – she speaks loudly, loves sports and wears a bandana around her head in every episode. Even bestiality is portrayed. On the show’s website, Tommy discusses his dog Spike by saying, “He lets me ride him and crawl on him and taste his food.” (Surely we don’t have to tell you what “food” is a euphemism for.) It should come as no surprise that when the producers converted this obscure cable porn into a movie, they set the film in gay-Parie–the world’s most renowned city of sexual depravity, second, perhaps, only to Sin Francisco in terms of pure depravity.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Subliminal Messages in Our 90's Cartoons: Aladdin Edition
The scene in Aladdin on Jasmine’s balcony in which the hero is trying to brush off the growling tiger Rajah, he can apparently be heard whispering “Good teenagers take off your clothes”. The script says that the line is “Good kitty, take off and go”. The clip sounds like somebody else other than the Aladdin voice has whispered the line in but no matter which line is actually spoken, this allegation got Disney in hot water with the American Life League who used it to try and get Disney films banned, claiming they had been sneaking sexual messages to children over the years.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
90's Anti Drug PSA's
90's Babe of the Day: Xena Warrior Princess
The 90's babe of the day is dedicated to the one & only Xena Warrior Princess! Her actual name is Lucy Lawless and she's from New Zealand, but has managed to have a good career here stateside! Xena was originally a character that appeared in the nineties show, "Hercules"
However, after such a great response from viewers to her character she was given her own spin off show which went on to become hugely successful!
There was a lot of controversy at the time over whether or not Xena was in a lesbian relationship with her sidekick on the show, Gabrielle. Mainly because there was a lot of scenes that involved them kissing for whatever reason. It is still unknown today. After the show wrapped Lucy went on to pursue various projects, but was never able to surpass the iconic role she took on with "Xena Warrior Princess".
I personally was OBSESSED with this show!! I'd run around in my underwear shouting out my Xena battle cry! (insert ROFLMAO here.)
I wish they would show the reruns on TV cause rarely is there a show with a badass chick kicking ass that isn't cheesy!
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