Was Kel Mitchell the 90's little ORPHAN Annie?!
While it's been under debate for quite sometime in the underground 90's nostalgia community for sometime, it's just now starting to be asked more regularly now that Kenan & Kel is back on the air. WHAT YOU ASK?!?!
IS KEL AN ORPHAN ON THE SHOW?!
Well...all signs point to the obvious...YES!
Our favorite orange soda loving homie was the 90's modern day ORPHAN ANNIE!
Ever wonder WHY WE NEVER SEE HIS PARENTS ON THE SHOW, or WHY HIS MAIL GETS DELIVERED TO THEIR HOUSE, or WHY HIS ASS NEVER WANTS TO GO HOME EVEN WHEN KENAN'S DAD'S EYES ARE BULGING OUT OF HIS EYE SOCKETS?!
It would certainly explain Kel's enormous gap in between his teeth, right?! The poor kid was suffering from malnutrition!
WHILE KEL WAS LIVING ON NOTHING BUT ORANGE SODA...SOME PHATTY WAS GABBLING FOOD DOWN LIKE Y2K WAS REAL! (WE WON'T MENTION ANY NAMES.)
DO YOU THINK KEL WAS AN ORPHAN?!
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